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You 'ot all listen to my last record. [Apr. 3rd, 2009|06:10 pm]
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Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? The Movie [Apr. 1st, 2009|05:30 pm]
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Marriage Survey (from December 7, 2006) [Mar. 3rd, 2009|05:45 pm]
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I dug into my Emperor's archive and dug out this marriage survey I did within my first year of marriage.

1) Do you love your spouse?
Yes ask her she'll tell you

2) How did you meet your spouse?
In person with a long lasting hug. Oh and before that over this here internet thingy.

3) How long did you date before you were married?
Six months

4) How many times did you break up before you were married?
Eight give or take

5) How many times a month do you fight?

6) What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The inside

7) Who is the money maker?
Her, I gave up counterfitting

8) What kind of car do you drive?
An Oldsmobile because I'm mature

9) Do you rent or own a house?
I don't play with dolls anymore

10) How many square feet is your house?
Yes it is a mobile home but it has wheels not feet

11) What date and year were you married?
May 23, 2006

12) Do you have pets?

13) Do you have a baby?
No but my wife does bake sometimes

14) Who pays the bills physically?
The mailman

15) What kind of car does your spouse drive?
An Oldsmobile because she's mobile

16) What does your spouse do for a living?
Receptionist at a modeling agency/school

17) How many places have you lived as a married couple?

19) Where do you both love to vacation?
I can't avoid making this into a sex joke

20) What is your favorite place to eat out?
Buffet Style, CiCi's for me

21) What is a great date?
.. Our wedding date..

22) How many couples’ friends do you and your spouse have?
I do not understand. Somewhere between A & B & on weekends C

23) Who makes the decisions?
We do, I do, & she gives me ideas

24) Who mows the lawn?
The freezing air

5) Whose family do you see the most?

26) How many nieces and nephews do you have?
13 or more

27) Do you like being married?
I wouldn't trade it for the sum... OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
(That means I love it)
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Test your love for pie [Mar. 2nd, 2009|08:47 pm]
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Antitester [Feb. 28th, 2009|06:24 pm]
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Piemerica.org on Facebook, so few fans we couldn't cool Siberia [Feb. 26th, 2009|01:54 pm]
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Piemerican Magazine #4 - Feb. 24, 2009 [Feb. 24th, 2009|12:37 am]
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Marriage [Feb. 12th, 2009|02:18 pm]
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1.What is your spouse's name? Lori & my last name as is appropriate

2.How long have you been married? 2 years, 8 months, 21 days

3.How long were you together before you got married? From when we met:  1 year, 6 months, 24 days. From living in the same city:  5 months, 25 days

4.Where did you get married? A park in Louisville, KY

5.Where did you propose or were proposed to? On the porch swing at her dad's house in Brandenburg, KY

6.Have you ever been married before your current marriage? No, is that possible?

7.Who "wears the pants" in the house? I wear pants but I like shorts. I always have the final say but 97.4% of the time I give her full consideration as to what is decided

8.Who is the "bread-winner"? I've never been in a bread contest. I make 1 piece and she makes the other, that is how we get a delicious sandwich

9.Do you have any children? no

10.Do you have any Pets? Yes, 2 both are animals and living as is what we prefer

11.How many times a week do just the two of you go out? Well anytime we go out nobody else comes with us

12.Do you have separate checking accounts? No, we don't have that much money!

13.What side of the bed do you sleep on? it depends on the perspective of the viewer, it seems like the left but I used to sleep on the right

14.Who does the laundry? Both, I wear it, she washes; you can't have one without the other unless you are a clean "freak" (note quotations used to be less offensive to "freaks")

15.Who cooks? She cooks, I eat and by eat I mean place food in my mouth to chew, swallow, digest, & so on... believe me you don't want to know about the "so on.."

16.Who cleans? Not I but I do prevent mess often by being too lazy to be sloppy

17.Do you share a vehicle or each have your own? We have separate vehicles but they ain't all our own

18.Do you get along with your in-laws? Yes I get a reaaalllluhluhlong. So to answer the question yes but some better than others

19.Do you argue with your spouse? rarely

20.Are you good at pampering? no, I wouldn't marry that young

21.What is your favorite physical feature of your spouse? [answer censored]

22.Name one thing you would change about your spouse? her ability to change for the worse

23.Name a movie that will always remind you of your spouse? Walk The Line because that was the first one we saw *makes sawing motion* together

24.Do you own a home or rent a place? rent, its just like the musical except more or less stupider

25. Who does the grocery shopping? She does but sometimes I am drug along

26.What is your wedding date? May 23, 2006

27.Who did you copy and paste this from? Natalie Reagan Rook
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Outtakes from The Sound of Christmas Eve Soundtrack Ad. [Feb. 11th, 2009|06:56 pm]
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Piemerica.org [Jan. 27th, 2009|08:53 am]
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Become a fan of Piemerica.org or Emperor MAR's tears will flood most of the world.

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