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Lesson Mania! [May. 7th, 2009|10:41 am]
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Top 5 Lessons of 2008 [Jan. 3rd, 2009|03:21 pm]
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Top 5 Lessons of 2008
5. Here's a healthy cooking reminder:  If you fry you die. If you bake it you make it.
4. God caused people to lose their sight as they get older to make it easier on them when having to look in the mirror.
3. Pollution is good for you. It makes you realize there should be less pollution.
2. The reserves for the Marines are called Sub Marines.
1. Super is supper with one ‘p’ that is how good supper is you see.

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All things free or more! [Oct. 6th, 2007|11:24 am]
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Lesson Mania!'s E-book has over 1,000 Lessons for under $5.01!The drinkable paperback is less than $15.00 9/10.
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Top 10 Lessons of 2006 [Apr. 15th, 2007|01:40 pm]
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Piemerica.org Presents..

Top 10 Lessons of 2006
10. Hole punchers are useless.
9. It's easy to catch a train because it leaves tracks everywhere it goes.
8. Death is just around the coroner.
7. The reason why people refer to cars as feminine is because most car lovers are men & they don't want to sound gay.
6. If you ever lose your eyeballs the best place to look for them is.. oops sorry.
5. The best way to get to the root of a problem is to use a lumber jack.
4. Business damages caused during a bar fight can be repaired with scotch tape.
3. Not even sunglasses could make the sun look cool.
2. Being on a fixed income is better than being on a broke income.
1. Lighting in the sky is like God taking pictures of us.

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Posted by Robyn on Apr 24, 2007 11:01 PM


I think i like 6 better than 5-3 but you're so funny that it's all great!!! I love you my wonderful husband!!!
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~*~*~Lori~*~*~ on 4/25/07 - 10:33 PM

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Michael is now selling his comedy book Lesson Mania! buy it and maybe you'll learn something. [Oct. 28th, 2006|12:04 pm]
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Lesson Mania! New Book Guaranteed to be perfect or less. [Oct. 28th, 2006|01:35 am]
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Lesson Mania! New Book by Piemerica
Guaranteed to be perfect or less.
On Sale Now!
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Celebrating 8 years of P-I-E
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What the hap in Piemerica [Oct. 21st, 2006|09:31 am]
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If you haven't check out Piemerica in the past 2 months here is what you've been missing..
September
9/6/06 New Lyrics: Fill, Rounds, Muñeco
9/7/06 New Lyrics: Bridge, Wash it Here, Sound Clip
9/9/06 New Lyrics: Vacuum Cleaner Extending Cords, Amor de Mi Vida
9/12/06 New Lyrics: Period, Where?, All The World, Take Over, Ultimate Tragedy, Velocity 5, Can't Count, Bad Hello
9/13/06 New Lyrics: Designated Driver, To Live A Gain, My Prayer, Search, Love Means Nothing
9/14/06 New Lyrics: Follow Up, Sound Track
9/15/06 New Lyrics: Reword, Continue
New Profile Photos for Omaha Nebraska, Real Name, & Laslo PanafleX
9/19/06 New Lyrics: Despedida, Endless Night Sleeper, Radio Station, No More, Once, Once More, A
R4 Rejoins Piemerica
9/27/06 New Lyrics: The Plane, Not Once, Up & Down, Fill 2
October
10/2/06 Many Photos Added to 2006
10/3/06 New Poems: Last Day Living, Good Life, Bad Life, Fill #3, Award
10/8/06 Advice Oven section recolored
Another Reason added to Why Emperor MAR & (The Joe) have Worn Multiple Watches
10/9/06 New Lyrics: Once Again, No Not Once, Dizzier, Blister
10/10/06 Jokes Page
New Lyrics: Dead in the Eyes, Lost Eye, Blood Stream, Single, Good Again
Photos from 12/29/05
New Find the Irony
10/11/06 New Lyrics: Fall, Charter, False
10/14/06 Lesson Mania! to be Released October 28, 2006
New Lyrics: Millions..Nothing, Beyond Nothing,Shock
10/17/06 New Lyrics: Secrets, Lines on Lines, Future, B, C, D, E, F
10/18/06 New Lyrics: Dreams, Debt, Fail, Chamber
10/19/06 New Lyrics: !, City Lane Survivor Puppets, Inauguration, Come On
Piemerican Knews~ The National Glass Eaters Competition
Lyrics & Poems, Piemerican Knews, & Advice Oven Sections Redesigned
10/21/06 New Lyrics: Popsickle Sized ChainLink, Empire, Blood Born, All Time
Updates Section redesigned

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My First Book- The Essentialness of Essentiality [Aug. 3rd, 2006|04:02 pm]
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Get your copy of The Essentialness of Essentiality today!


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My 2nd Book Lesson Mania! Coming Soon...
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Piemerica is so worn out.. [Jul. 19th, 2006|08:57 am]
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Piemerica Now Has a Store for all of your public decency code needs.
Piemerica Store


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Lesson Mania!
Piemeric'a First Printed Book

Piemerica: Comedy or Coma?
 
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