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New comedy quotes collection [Jul. 29th, 2009|03:44 pm]
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New comedy quotes collection on Piemerica.org. Isn't that interesting.. to me?

Piemerica.org: Truly indie because only one person cares.

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New Original Quotes Collection: The Twenty-Fifthornaltude [Jan. 3rd, 2009|12:59 pm]
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The Twenty-Fifthornaltude
  1. I have an eating disorder because I eat desert before dinner.
  2. You're 24? Wow, you don't look a day over yesterday.
  3. Stop signs are too subjective. I don't know what they are telling me to stop doing. Stop going slow, ok. Stop pressing your break, you got it boss. Stop driving by the rules, sure.
  4. It's not much better because it's much worse.
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  5. Reprise, I sent you my tales of a hollow heart, now I am renewed
  6. The fox grows like a muzzled elk horn. Water becomes a glass of torrential consciousness. Lightning forebore a lung spouting refuge.
  7. Your hair based waterfall does cover your muddling equilibrium, if I may be so bold to say so. (Which I was) 
  8. Have you achieved threeness with excavated butter?
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  9. Your mother is so unfavorably large that she will die of a realistic disease.
  10. Yo momma is so dumb that she raised a child who tells "Yo momma" jokes.
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  11. Clouds, now there is something you don't see everyday. You see them most days but not every day.
  12. This wind is terrible, and after I spent all that time on my hair, y'know growing it.
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  13. Warning! May contain trace amounts of food.
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  14. Why can't we put our faces in a frown, then turn this world upside down?
  15. Jesus lifted himself up on the cross and drew me.
Assembled & Organized January 3, 2009
All written by Emperor MAR in 2008
For #15 see 1 John 3:16 & John 12:32
2008, 2009 Piemerica
Enornal Fornitude Published by: P-I-G-S, Piemerican-International-Governmental-Society


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Enornal Twenty-Threed [Feb. 22nd, 2008|01:56 pm]
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Enornal Twenty-Threed Massive 74 quote collection [Feb. 22nd, 2008|01:51 pm]
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New Collection of Comedy Quotes (Enornal Twenty-Firstitude) [May. 23rd, 2007|07:46 pm]
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Enornal Twenty-Firstitude
1. Piemerica, truly indie because only one person cares.
2. Visit our web site conveniently located on the world wide web.

3. I actually met my wife on my wedding day because before that she wasn't my wife.
4. Man I sure do remember Nick, boy what a fellow, that guy.. my old hombre from when we were lads. Sometimes a gentleman, sometimes a joker. Cats like that buck sure are human.
5. He's such a nice guy that if you made fun of him it would hurt your feelings.

6. I'm not a professional, I'm a poefessional but that is still better than a confessional because I ain't in jail.
7. I wrote the quitter's anthem, well I never finished it.
8. The hardest working man in no business.

9. portage kaleidoscope of crackled arbitraries
10. Window pain I can't get through you.

11. If 6 was 9 I'd be rockin' like Hendrix at this card game.
12. Television remotes should have a dumb button instead of a mute button.
13. I misplaced my keys and found them under my keyboard.

14. The only time I've been drunk is that time the vampire bit me.
15. Make sure you cut that pizza fair and square. Well.. not square.
16. I'm not Cuban I'm roundan.
17. I eat so much that I bring a paramedic with me to buffets.

18. I once jumped off a bridge then all my friends did too because I'm a trend setter.


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New Collection of original Humor related quotes [Feb. 11th, 2007|03:55 pm]
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The Twentieth Fornitude

Introduction
  1. We need to prepare just in case something comes up or goes down.
  2. We're recording a comedy cd tonight so there is to be no laughing. I don't want anyone to mess up my pristine jokes.
Still Eat'n
  1. I have a big heart because it is full of cholesterol.
  2. I can eat all I want and never get fat. Y'know because I'm already fat.
  3. I view every food item purchased as a life decision because I could choke on it.
  4. I'm a fat guy and I've got 250 reasons why I am.
  5. When I ate seafood last week I pulled a mussel.
  6. Steak house? Sounds more like a tent to me.
  7. My favorite hobby is land fishing. I have been land fishing ever since I escaped from the sea. They say that land fishing isn't good for people but people I am not.
  8. Is it just me or am I the only one sitting down?
  9. A Recipie for distaster:
    Homemade milk:
    Water, Chalk, & BeeF
Arguement
  1. I'm not paying for a baby sitter, all they do is sit!
  2. You're stuck up & I don't mean robbed!
  3. Get to the point, as in the end of the sentence!
Moral Fiber or fiber optics?
  1. I don't think I could stand it if I had to sit down.
  2. A Dyslexic Race: Whomever can drive the fastest backwards wins.
  3. I wish my watch would tell me what time it is but I always have to read it.
  4. I'm a mad scientist because I'm not good at science.
  5. I got this Christmas Present last year.. well actually I guess it is a Christmas past now..
  6. I tried to spend my gas money the other day but they wouldn't take it. They're all like "I can't see it."
  7. If these walls could talk I would move.
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8ths Reversed [May. 22nd, 2004|05:17 pm]
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I've assembled the 8th Fornitude with 2 classic quotes of mine & 12 ones from this year. The newest is one that I came up with yesterday. Feeling good, hope it stays this way..
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Safety=Danger [Mar. 19th, 2004|01:46 am]
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I am planning on making a single from Gently hollow of Safety=Danger b/c I wanted to title a cd that. Safety=Danger is an old saying I made up & appeared as my atease member title in 2002 it was also a lesson & in an Enornal Fornitude. I have made a song full of explosions titled Safety=Danger. The single will contain rare tracks from compilations etc. & possibly b-sides. I mainly do that so Egg/Muzzz can get F2 & Frozen Tone.
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(no subject) [Mar. 4th, 2004|12:42 am]
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I put up GVF quotes to his profile.
I may finally assemble the Piemerican Fornitude today.
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MWH [Feb. 27th, 2004|09:37 pm]
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[Current Music |Toad the Wet Sprocket- p.s.]

I updated the === journey on uk2 with some old pages I made on my oldest computer. The uk2 page is almost done but I'm not concerned about it.
I complied a new Fornitude which will appear on the site tomorrow.
Its has 13 things all by me this time. Some classic catch phrases I wrote & used in 2003.
Three of them always make me laugh or "smile"

This one was made after spring break 2003:
Instead of being interesting I'm just resting.
Real Name asked me what I did over spring break & I responded with that quote which I decided to use for everyone else who asked me afterward

This one is bloody hilarious!
Have I lost my touch? No I'm just out of reach.

As is this one b/c it comments on my pride problem.
I swallow my pride for lunch because it always fills me up.

The other 10 range from funny to mysterious as do most things of Piemerica.

The rest of the day is best forgotten.

I've been listening to the same music for months I feel that I may be burnt out on it but its so good I can't stop listening everyday.
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