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May 25th, 2007

87 Things [May. 25th, 2007|04:01 pm]
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  1. The world has too much laughter & that is what's wrong with it. Which is why I choose to spread Piemerica.
  2. I'm so poor that the only food I'd buy would be after dinner mints. What I did was I ate them for dinner to create the illusion that I've already eaten dinner so I won't be hungry no more.
  3. Emperor MAR: (at a strange time) i can't imagine why, i really can't because I don't know what I was talking about
  4. Like that time i went to the gorge & i was like "gorge what does that mean?" & then someone pointed at the gorge
  5. I always end up laughing at myself at my own expense. It is fun for a while but then I realize who it is.
  6. someone was sitting on my suitcase & i was like "get off my case!"
  7. A Gay Carpenter Handy & Dandy
  8. Why machine?
  9. I don't mind rep.. But I do mind saying things the first ti..
  10. if my memory were as good as it says it would be more selective
  11. Desperate loser seeking a Woman or anyone willing to dress like one.. It's not what you think I'm a designer.....i wonder who will believe that..
  12. Inner Resting
  13. If you love me so much why won't you let me be selfish & prideful?
  14. I'm not a big baby I'm just a small man.
  15. You know I've never noticed that rail & sink rhyme
  16. Guy Watching a Movie: Save him camera man! Oh no! That must be one of those robot cameras. (weeping) They're so heartless.
  17. The end of a tv show: Show's over folks. Nothing more to see here.
  18. You are intense & the tense is present.
  19. hoorah is like hooray except it stops earlier in the alphabet.
  20. You've outsmarted me either because you know that to be true or because I don't know if you are incorrect.
  21. The most addicting game I ever played was Taste the White Powder®
  22. i feel like such a lazy writer because I am such a websiter but I never wanted to write a book only drink them
  23. No one ever ignores me because they never want to talk to me to begin with.
  24. If the earth were flat would I always be standing in line?
  25. How can a care taker & a care giver be the same thing?
  26. I can't get smart with many people
  27. you catch my drift? if not I need a new one.
  28. The hardest thing about being young is trying to rush things. Then one day you realize you didn't enjoy life.
  29. I have no idea because I don't stop to think.
  30. i have a 'cow lick' today i was eating beef & had a mishap
  31. They say that nice guys finish last. I tried to ask one but he wasn't finished yet.
  32. It is my birthday soon. I'm not actually going to be rebirthed. It is just the anniversary of when I was born the first time.
  33. Being over wait takes too long.
  34. Emperor MAR about the change in his appearance: People are often complementing me on my new look saying "You look good" & so forth. I wish people were nice to me when I was sad & ugly. That is when I needed loving when I'm down not when I'm on top of the world.
  35. why not want the inevitable?
  36. Laughing is good for you. I'm doing this to save your life!
  37. If I were really smart I'd say what people understand
  38. i figure I'd get a good response as an online comic everyone would be laughing out loud but all I really get is silence
  39. the only thing grown ups draw is lottery tickets
  40. shoes.. that reminds me of the times i put on shoes. wow a lot of memories
  41. I don't watch movies. I watch my wrist.
  42. Pirates will breathe the word danger. The modern stalk, I sat but I was not light.
  43. I'm your biggest fan said the wind.
  44. I don't call what I do typing. I call it typoing.
  45. You know what people used before they had dryers? Laundry mats.
  46. Elastic Seatbelt
  47. Do you have any idea about thoughts?
  48. No matter if I looked to my right or to my left the time I would find from my watch I would get.
  49. You best watch your mouth & wash your mouth because words ain't the only bad thing coming out. Yuk!
  50. The Newcomer: He's Undefeated!
  51. Yestermorrow
  52. i thought I had a bucket for a while but then it turned out so I had an inside out bucket if I wore the bucket as a shirt people would tell me to tucket because they aren't elllloquint inought to say tuck it
  53. was this all part of your plan to get me to sit where I once would stand?
  54. i don't use profanity (ever) but my appearance may be so atrocious to some that they consider it to be profane
  55. Inner Resting
  56. Someone told me to write a letter so I wrote this: "A"
  57. Writing came first then typing but in between it seems the type writer was both....
  58. They say I'm HisPanic but I don't know who he is or why he is scared.
  59. Regular ficial wasn't good enough for me so I became superficial
  60. Are you still in "(school)"? What? but I thought you were at home. What are you doing at school this late at night?
  61. I could be a quarter back or a running back but I couldn't be a wide receiver. I got the wide part but I just wasn't good at receiving.
  62. Ogg says "Birthday Happy"
  63. Stop trying & start relying
  64. I don't know what stop signs are telling me to stop doing.
  65. "We have nothing in common. I don't even like the guy he is."
  66. I came out here expecting a winter wonderland but all I got was a fall folly.
  67. You seem like the sun (shine) but you feel like the rain
  68. You hotter than a summa day baby y'know because you're 98.6 & a lot of summer days are in the lower regular 90s.
  69. A Church Name: Lost & Found
  70. I'm gonna need som p-nut budder n'bread because this sure is a lot of traffic jam.
  71. These aren't moles I used to be black but I missed a few spots.
  72. I thought I am what I eat so I tried myself out.
  73. You are Lazy. You are laying & sleeping. Lay + Z= Lazy
  74. Men are dogs & dogs chase cats.
  75. The Post Office Employee- "Take this envelope & stuff it!"
  76. I'm glad I cleaned up my act. Now they let me into the gentlemens room where as before I had to go to the jerks room.
  77. The reason the word male is in female & man in woman is because God is telling us that men & women should have sex. Sorry homos this proves that what you are is wrong.
  78. My eyes are sensitive to darkness I can't see anything in it.
  79. (While Wearing Digital Watch) Oh no my watch stopped ticking.
  80. Emperor MAR watching Charlie & the Chocolate Factory: They've got more chocolate than the million man march.
  81. I saw a sign that said "No food or drink allowed." I thought to myself, "Good thing I'm not a cannibal I wouldn't be allowed in here."
  82. You must eat a lot of chicken because you sure are foul mouthed
  83. Letter: I've got plans for you. Secret plans.. that involve murder! Yo man you got a fly swatter I can borrow?
  84. Return from the Bathroom: I was like an amateur lumberjack I was dropping so many logs in there.
  85. In school I used to be picked on and called chuckles until I got mad and after that I was called knuckles.
  86. You're stuck up & I don't mean robbed but you need to be! As rich as you are you wouldn't even notice.
  87. ...And because of that I think I'm really really really in need of a thesaurus.

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Life Log for Friday, May 25, 2007 - Anniversary Celebration [May. 25th, 2007|11:59 pm]
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Anniversary Celebration
Took day off of school
Went to Grocery
Ate at Arby's
2 Free Movies from Movie Gallery
Got dressed
Ate at Macaroni Grill
Got string from Guitar Center
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